LAVAGASM

Age/Gender: 21, Male
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LAVAGASM

YOU CAN WIN A PAID VOICE ACTING JOB!!!

Posted by LAVAGASM Aug. 19, 2009 @ 5:40 PM EDT

Dear Newgrounds,

You know you want to be a voice actor in a triple A flash movie. You masturbate at the simple thought of it. You drool over the thought other people listening to your voice, unbeknown to them you recorded it naked with a huge hard-on. It's basically like putting your cock in their ear! Mmmm. Anyways I need (even though I really don't, I could just do it myself) a voice actor for a two-four line part in my upcoming flash movie. This part is a paying role. You will get 10% of the ad revenue or $25, which ever is greater.

Now for the details!

1. You are a gay barbarian.

2. Get into the role and record the following line:

"Hey you! I don't like your attitude."

3. Upload it to http://www.zshare.net/, or your preferred upload site or even the Audio Portal if you want to.

4. Post it here in my news post for all to see.

5. Wait until September 11th, 2009 because that's when I'll be posting the winner!

That's all! Thanks for reading and I look forward to hearing your submissions.

<3 Lavagasm

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Updated: 08/19/09 9:46 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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20 Comments

Aug. 19, 2009 | 5:48 PM N-R-G says:

Should the link be zshare?

Aug. 19, 2009 | 5:51 PM LAVAGASM responds:

yes, or the audio portal if you want to.

Updated: Aug. 19, 2009, 6:06 PM

Aug. 19, 2009 | 5:49 PM ForNoReason says:

can I give you several different styles? or am I limited to one try?

Aug. 19, 2009 | 5:51 PM LAVAGASM responds:

Unlimited tries!


Aug. 19, 2009 | 5:49 PM Sairex says:

My audition will be ready by Monday, till then you can check out the demo-reels in my account, maybe they have something that you're looking for.


Aug. 19, 2009 | 5:58 PM therealanimator says:

i will get my audition ready.


Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:24 PM kcnh says:

I will try to send something in tomorrow (if I haven't forgotten it already by then).


Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:28 PM Blackharrier32 says:

Think I might just have to try my hand at this one!


Aug. 19, 2009 | 6:56 PM General-Ivan says:

Will it be held against us if use 4shared or Boxnet as an alternative?

Also, your Zshare link is broken.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:08 PM LAVAGASM responds:

No, I was merely suggesting it, as it's easy and there's no limit to the amount i can download.


Aug. 19, 2009 | 7:03 PM Algret says:

Not sure if this is a spoof or not...but hell, a Gay Barbarian? I've GOT to give this a shot.


Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:35 PM Datguatboii says:

Is There any reason for posting the winner on 9-11? that seems odd

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:44 PM LAVAGASM responds:

Because that's when my vacation starts.


Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:57 PM bkdude says:

hurr hurr i block all ads.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 9:59 PM LAVAGASM responds:

? <~ That means I'm confused.


Aug. 19, 2009 | 11:12 PM Kajenx says:

So, speaking of cocks...


Aug. 20, 2009 | 6:37 AM OBEYxALEX says:

Do you need a russian accent??


Aug. 20, 2009 | 7:36 AM ForNoReason says:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/64387737f b819876/

Let me know what you think so I can rerecord if I didn't get the right idea. You can PM me or whatever.


Aug. 20, 2009 | 7:29 PM supermariopizza says:

1.) Hey is the offer still up?
2.) Where can I get a program to do so?


Aug. 21, 2009 | 9:22 PM 7IsUnlucky says:

Stop slacking off; where's my art?


Aug. 21, 2009 | 9:45 PM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

Here you go! Enjoy.
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php ?mjwm5zumjmg


Aug. 25, 2009 | 1:21 AM 7IsUnlucky says:

Pfft. Wife


Aug. 31, 2009 | 10:05 PM Fobmescs says:

Did you get to someone from Newgrounds Post Office the last time I saw that picture of you with him?


Sep. 11, 2009 | 10:51 AM ForNoReason says:

Woohoo today we will know =p


Sep. 13, 2009 | 10:16 PM FatKidWitAJetPak says:

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr POST THE WEINER. :o

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