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Score: 10
Clocknam Tales

"Wow"

submission: Clocknam Tales
date: July 12, 2008

An absolutely amazing addition to the Lock movie genre. You deserve some candy. Seriously.

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Score: 10
Clock Trouble

"Crap"

submission: Clock Trouble
date: June 3, 2008

The robot voices ruined it. Why do they have clocks for faces?

June 3, 2008

Author's Response:

LANCE KRALL IS NOT A ROBOMAN!

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Score: 1
:: Once You Go Black ::

"dot dot dot"

date: February 23, 2008

I haven't heard a black person use that phrase in about 5 years. You really are reaching for topics... Or this flash was just a front to be racist and get away with it. Either way you've lost all humor left in you. It's drained and gone. You have so much talent and yet you choose to waste it. Why? It seems to me you're being constrained by the character of foamy, he makes all of your humor seem the same and bland, because, well you milk the hell out of him. And squirrel milk isn't very tasty. Perhaps try a new character on and see how it works. Just a cartoon with no foamy and no relation to foamy. A squirrel with a complex shouldn't be what you're shooting for, do something different, open up. Maybe this will help you out. And hell who knows, it may open your mind up to new ideas to make foamy funny again. By the way a 3.65 is bad when the majority of people on NG vote five simply because they love a character.

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Score: 10
LL - Valentine's Day

"Amazing"

date: February 15, 2008

This is both epic and hilarious. A happy Valentine's day indeed.

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Score: 10
Light Her Pubes on Fire

"Ah that brings me back..."

date: March 16, 2007

I remember when i did all those things to Charlie back in 'nam. I was stationed out in De Nang 67, we captured those fuckers and gave them all we could. That was some hot gook on dick action.

Author's Response:

thats some hot shit man

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Score: 10
The Impossible Quiz

"COMPLETE!"

date: March 6, 2007

MY GOD AFTER A GRUELING WEEK I HAVE FINALLY BEATEN IT!

...And all I got was a stupid trophy. DAMN YOU!

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Score: 10
River Below

"I like the part where Samegame doesn't die."

submission: River Below
date: November 30, 2006

Oh wait...

Author's Response:

You cannot kill samegame lock.

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Score: 10
Pumpkin Brutality

"this movie was the sex"

submission: Pumpkin Brutality
date: November 3, 2006

i think i fucking creamed my douche pants

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Score: 10
The Week is Ours

"nO sAMEGAME cAMEO = sHIT"

submission: The Week is Ours
date: March 13, 2006

i aM sOOOOO aNGRY tHAT yOU dIDDN'T cAMEO tHE gREATEST lOCK oF aLL tIME. pLZ dIE.

Author's Response:

Here's my response.

999butts

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Score: 10
[CC]Golden's Gun

"Absolutely Delicious!"

submission: [CC]Golden's Gun
date: March 2, 2006

Cannibal, may I say that your style has made me, the almighty Samegame, want to steal it. I wish to thoroughly buttfuck you in the anus. Thanks for the jiz splashingly terrific cartoon.

Author's Response:

your welcome :3

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