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YOU CAN WIN A PAID VOICE ACTING JOB!!!

Posted by LAVAGASM - August 19th, 2009


Dear Newgrounds,

You know you want to be a voice actor in a triple A flash movie. You masturbate at the simple thought of it. You drool over the thought other people listening to your voice, unbeknown to them you recorded it naked with a huge hard-on. It's basically like putting your cock in their ear! Mmmm. Anyways I need (even though I really don't, I could just do it myself) a voice actor for a two-four line part in my upcoming flash movie. This part is a paying role. You will get 10% of the ad revenue or $25, which ever is greater.

Now for the details!

1. You are a gay barbarian.

2. Get into the role and record the following line:

"Hey you! I don't like your attitude."

3. Upload it to http://www.zshare.net/, or your preferred upload site or even the Audio Portal if you want to.

4. Post it here in my news post for all to see.

5. Wait until September 11th, 2009 because that's when I'll be posting the winner!

That's all! Thanks for reading and I look forward to hearing your submissions.

<3 Lavagasm

YOU CAN WIN A PAID VOICE ACTING JOB!!!


Comments

Should the link be zshare?

yes, or the audio portal if you want to.

can I give you several different styles? or am I limited to one try?

Unlimited tries!

My audition will be ready by Monday, till then you can check out the demo-reels in my account, maybe they have something that you're looking for.

i will get my audition ready.

I will try to send something in tomorrow (if I haven't forgotten it already by then).

Think I might just have to try my hand at this one!

Will it be held against us if use 4shared or Boxnet as an alternative?

Also, your Zshare link is broken.

No, I was merely suggesting it, as it's easy and there's no limit to the amount i can download.

Not sure if this is a spoof or not...but hell, a Gay Barbarian? I've GOT to give this a shot.

Is There any reason for posting the winner on 9-11? that seems odd

Because that's when my vacation starts.

hurr hurr i block all ads.

? <~ That means I'm confused.

So, speaking of cocks...

Do you need a russian accent??

<a href="http://www.zshare.net/audio/64387737fb819876/">http://www.zshare.net/audio/64387737f b819876/</a>

Let me know what you think so I can rerecord if I didn't get the right idea. You can PM me or whatever.

1.) Hey is the offer still up?
2.) Where can I get a program to do so?

Stop slacking off; where's my art?

Pfft. Wife

Did you get to someone from Newgrounds Post Office the last time I saw that picture of you with him?

Woohoo today we will know =p

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr POST THE WEINER. :o