LAVAGASM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[College University pt 9]

Unintelligable.

For something named College University this certainly has an unintelligent brand of humor. However it definately was not an eye sore, nor did I have a problem with your style. But the humor was just not there.

[FRG VIII (Season 2)]

Super sexy

That was mucho bonerifico. Make more. Include Lavagasm more. Lavagasm is God. He pwns Trent. The only character better than Lavagasm is Dan. End of discussion.

frontrow responds:

U da man lava

[Cool Things 398]

Constructive criticism numero dos

That was hawt. Make more.

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

k ^^

[Piconjo Besitzen Sie DVD]

Special Thanks to Lavagasm?!?

I dotn quite knoe what I did but hooray for me. A ten for yuo my good man, a ten for yuo. Der Wadolf ist am puppet. Teh strings are holdign by legendary frog, illwillpress, and knox. I knoes because I ventured to teh land of Nazigrounds, and I saw teh ligth at teh edn of teh tunnle. I knoes how deep the goatsie hole goes. Noe longre will teh peopel of Nazigrounds be oppressed by Wadolf, no more "Sieg Heil", our savior Piconjo will banzor his crayz arse with his mighty p3n0r!

[That Halo Parody 7]

Closer.

You let me violate you.
You let me desecrate you.
You let me penetrate you.
You let me complicate you.
Help me.
I've broke apart my insides.
Help me.
I've got no soul to sell.
Help me get away from myself.
I wanna fuck you like an animal.
I wanna feel you from the inside.
I wanna fuck you like an animal.
My whole existence is flawed.
You get me closer to god.

TheComet responds:

Don't know what this has to do with the movie, but it's catchy (and very creepy at the same time...ewww....).....:P

I can trust the ratings tho,
Batting average: 3.49 / 5.00 (A+)
BLAMS: Involved in the termination of 888 crappy entries.
SAVES: Assisted in the protection of 254 quality entries.

[The Vow-Prelude]

Well,

It definately had decent graphics, but other than that it didn't really appeal to my tastes. This definately looks promising...

Draxous-Morrow responds:

The inferred act of hacking things up with swords does not appeal to just everyone. :) Thank you for your review!

[Lavagasm Tribute]

WTF!!?!??!?!?

I'm not dead you douche

[the happy squad - song 2]

Yeah...

Your movie deserved a 10 but I reviewed it a 2 because I'm an arrogant albino bubble boy who wants to piss you off...

</revenge>

IamBetterThanYou responds:

um...yeah. i don't really get it, but whatever. you suck.

[The Edge Of Darkness]

Brilliant

I have seen all of your movies, but I've been following you since your second movie that made it through entitled "GAME BOYZ." I hesitated to put you on my favorites at first because I wanted to make sure you would be as great as I thought u would. And now, you come out with this movie. I loved the silent movie aspect you put into "The Edge Of Darkness," it definately work with your usual black and white (with some color) style. The happy ending was definately what got me, the man sacrificed his life to stop the killer. And was rewarded by seeing his wife again if the afterlife, priceless. You are a great flash artist. Congratsm you have been added to my favorites.

[Foamy Fan Mail 6]

Puh lease

Just stop with the foamy fan mails, in fact discontinue Foamy please. You've done enough of them already. You have great artistic talent, use it on a new series. I would LOVE to see something fresh from you.