10/26/09

Dear Newgrounds,

You know you want to be a voice actor in a triple A flash movie. You masturbate at the simple thought of it. You drool over the thought other people listening to your voice, unbeknown to them you recorded it naked with a huge hard-on. It's basically like putting your cock in their ear! Mmmm. Anyways I need (even though I really don't, I could just do it myself) a voice actor for a two-four line part in my upcoming flash movie. This part is a paying role. You will get 10% of the ad revenue or $25, which ever is greater.

Now for the details!

1. You are a gay barbarian.

2. Get into the role and record the following line:

"Hey you! I don't like your attitude."

3. Upload it to http://www.zshare.net/, or your preferred upload site or even the Audio Portal if you want to.

4. Post it here in my news post for all to see.

5. Wait until September 11th, 2009 because that's when I'll be posting the winner!

That's all! Thanks for reading and I look forward to hearing your submissions.

<3 Lavagasm

The Wacom tablet that I received from Tom Fulp died today. I was about 35% done a huge movie project using only the tablet when it stopped responding. Guess I'm back to mousing it...

After many revisions and lots of lost sleep I've finally moved into the production stage of my new movie. The script is written the characters have been designed. All that's left is voice acting and animation. If you're interested in being a voice actor let me know.

If anybody needs an artists I'd be more than willing to team up. You can look at my flashes if you want an idea of what I can do.

DON'T WATCH ANY MOVIES FROM THE-SWAIN!!!! YOU'LL GET THE-SWAIN FLU!!!!
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I bought a turtle at this Chinese place at the mall. His name is Ping-ping and he has fake marijuana plants in his tank.

Also I'm in early stages of my next flash movie, it's not going to be like anything I've done before.

My son told me you're gay. Does your mom know yet?

If you could use only one letter to describe yourself what letter would it be?

I think mine would be S.

So I got a new mic, a Samson Q1U. I can't get it to work right with my computer. It is actually sounding worse than my rockband mic. I've tried everything!

Two of my favorite flash artists hate my work. Lazymuffin and Oney. Not sure if it's a good thing or a bad thing. At least I can say they took time out and watched it right? I hold no hard feelings, I still only have love for them <3.

Looking forward to Tuesday, not sure if I can say why. Is it supposed to be a secret? It's going to change any future Flash animations I may have in store. Everyone will finally get to see the true side of me. For long my work has been hindered and limited. It's been conventional, and boring. But come Tuesday, with the help of a very generous website owner, I will be set free.